...we can't invent a drive through window system with better audio and/or hire competent peanuts to work them. Case in point - my recent crunchy interaction with a chunky employee (CE) at the Taco Hell drive through window.
CE: Can I help you?
Shady: Yes, I’d like the nachos, fresco style.
CE: We don’t offer that fresco style.
Shady: It’s on your online menu – it’s just the nachos, with the fresco salsa and no cheese.
CE: We really can’t do that.
Shady: Ummm...Can I get an iced tea?
CE: Ma’am, we don’t have Hi-C.
Shady: No, I’d like an unsweetened iced tea!
CE: A raspberry iced tea?
Shady: No, the Tetley tea!!!
Shady: THE UNSWEETENED ICED TEA!!!!!!!!!
CE: Oh, the iced tea. Anything else?
If I was being punked and you see this aired on T.V., do me a chop and let me know, okay? :) In the meantime, check out this smooth list of annoying things to do at a drive through window.