LET'S GO NUTS!

P.B. needs the assistance of all her fans. She recently nominated Lil' Shady for her smooth and creamy dedication to helping others, particularly those where there is little support. Her organization reaches hundreds of women. She provides hope and inspiration to women who have been sexually abused by their mothers. So, please help P.B. in making her one of MLB's People All-Stars Among Us! Voting begins May 30 and will continue through June 20. Let's go Lil' Shady!

National Cancer Research Month

P.B. was reminded by Honest Tea that it was National Cancer Research Month. As many of you know P.B. has gone through some crunchy situations due to cancer. So, P.B. wants all her Peanuts to make sure they are doing everything they can to be preventative! This is a honey of a site that will help you choose healthy beverages. The American Institute for Cancer Research also has some great recipes! And while you are on your way to being a healthier nut make sure to honor your mom MOM( if she is deserving)! At the Leukemia and Lymphoma society you can make a contribution in her honor. So do NOT be a dried nut and start taking small steps to a healthier you!
P.B. wishes everyone a cancer free life. Trust me P.B. unfortunately has experience and it truly was crunchy!

May 18 "I Love REESE'S Day"?

IF PB has anything to do with this it will be declared a smooth and creamy national holiday and all will have a day off their respective jobs. Except for the creamy Reese's workers!
Visit this site to sign up and enter a few sweepstakes. GOOOOOOOO Reese's!

A Smooth Cowpea!

P.B. must announce that a particularly smooth cowpea has asked her to pull a carver. She has been asked to complete a male cowpea's spoon dream of nuptial bliss. P.B. has said "YES!" Whoop! Whoop! Jelly! Jelly!

To tell the story of how this came to be in Pindar would only be appropriate. One night as P.B. and this Cowpea who shall be named, T. Driverman from this point forward, engaged in consuming some PB&J. After all was done T. Driverman and P.B. relaxed by the glowing fire. After some honey roasts, T. Driverman stated that he had a small gift for P.B. She was surprised to hear this since there were no holidays, birthdays, or special dates for which to celebrate. T. Driverman than proceeded to get on a bended knee as he asked P.B. if he would be his Cowpea forever. P.B. was in utter shock as her mind quickly searched for words which would appropriately answer T. Driverman's question. She said, "YES!" which as already been stated. P.B. must admit this is probably one of the few times in which she has been rendered speechless. Yes, speechless Nuts! This definitely was not any boiled moment but Namebrand! The one question which remains is: When will T. Driverman ask P.B. to be 2 nuts in a shell? At this point, P.B. and T. Driverman still reside in different shells, which is perfectly acceptable.

The date of the smooth and creamy nuptials will be September 3, 2011. Lil' Shady is P.B.'s unofficial wedding planner and will be part of the wedding party. A party it will be! We hope to see you all there. P.B. will debut her sophomore album and cannot imagine her Nutclusters not being there!

Jelly! Jelly!