So, other than Miss PB Smooth, the creamiest, most supportive cowpea ever, no one really calls Shady a genius. Sure, one can earn a doctorate, but as Shady pays off her students loans instead of having an established career and home, she's beginning to believe that obtaining a doctorate doesn't make one all that bright after all. Anyhoo...
This Saturday, while PB was stalking Mr. Peanut in NYC, Shady was down the shore basking in the adoration of total strangers who were ooh-ing and ahh-ing and literally calling her a genius. Why? Because of her ice cream/toppings choice. If Shady knew that it was this easy to impress, she would have gone straight for the ice cream at age 22, instead of graduate school. Ah, regrets.
Peanuts, here is the "Shady" Sundae!
(no picture - was too distracted by the accolades and the awesomeness of the sundae)
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Caramel Sauce
Chopped Peanuts (mandatory!)
Whipped Cream (optional)
1 scoop = Lil' Shady
2 scoops = Shady
3 scoops = Mama Shady
4 scoops = Big Mama Shady
5 scoops = What are you thinking?! You will surely appear on an obesity special on Discovery Health or TLC
So, Shady encourages all nuts to try the Shady Sundae and see why it was all the buzz in Ocean Grove this weekend. Bonus points if you order it simply by name and expect your local ice cream parlor to know what you're ordering!
The Creamy Adventures of Two Nuts
Who are these nuts?
P.B. Smooth and Lil' Shady are rap alter egos born out of a shared love for peanuts and reckless sunglass night driving. Like two nuts in a shell, they share a friendship based upon their love of Pindar and a unique world view, courtesy of their sophisticated peanut-shaped glasses.
The original smooth and creamy!
The candy sensation that (almost) swept the nation!
Who would win in all out company mascot smackdown?
What is Mr. Peanut's sexiest accessory?
These links are off the lid!
Smooth National Holidays
- Peanut Butter Day - Jan. 24
- Peanut Month - March
- P.B. Lover's Day - March 1
- Peanut Cluster Day - March 8
- P.B. and Jelly Day - April 2
- P.B. Cookie Day - June 12
- Peanut Day - Sept. 13
- Nut Day - October 22
- Peanut Butter Month - Nov.
- P.B. Fudge Day - Nov. 20
7 comments:
that does sound good. y didn't i read this B4 i went to the store! :( there is an ice cream contest in mine/PBs area. maybe we should submit this yummy treat!
PS...u r SO a genius!!
PB new Lil' Shady was a genius...that's why she is in charge of PB's tour management issues....
PB just might try this Lil "shady" ice cream this weekend...
Thanks, Erin! :)
Checking our blog before you leave your house is just good sense.
PB, as your proud tour manager, I will make sure that you get a Shady sundae this weekend!
i have now learned the error in my ways....
Dear PB and Lil':
There is a rarely seen movie on LMN called "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life" and I consiuder it to be one of the finest pieces of cinema that Lifetime has produced since it's introduction. Whoever invented the word "camp" must have seen this movie. Without giving away too much, it involves the story of a young man from a loving upper middle class family whose life quickly unravels as he becomes caught up in the sticky seductive perrils of internet porn. I predict that, one day,this master piece will be as critically aclaimed as the God Father or Jaws. Please watch it, review it and let me know if you share my enthusiasm for its genius
Hey, Mikey P, Shady will TiVo the movie. She is always up for an it's-so-bad-it's-good "moment of truth movie." BTW, bonus points for skillful use of "sticky" as a double entendre! Cross cancellation points for using the word "p*rn" and this making our blog part of the google results for that word.
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