PERSNIKITTY
trying to budget
but imogen drew the line -
generic cat food
IRONY
vexatious woman
questioning every food price
then forgot two bags
The Creamy Adventures of Two Nuts
Who are these nuts?
P.B. Smooth and Lil' Shady are rap alter egos born out of a shared love for peanuts and reckless sunglass night driving. Like two nuts in a shell, they share a friendship based upon their love of Pindar and a unique world view, courtesy of their sophisticated peanut-shaped glasses.
The original smooth and creamy!
The candy sensation that (almost) swept the nation!
Who would win in all out company mascot smackdown?
What is Mr. Peanut's sexiest accessory?
These links are off the lid!
Smooth National Holidays
- Peanut Butter Day - Jan. 24
- Peanut Month - March
- P.B. Lover's Day - March 1
- Peanut Cluster Day - March 8
- P.B. and Jelly Day - April 2
- P.B. Cookie Day - June 12
- Peanut Day - Sept. 13
- Nut Day - October 22
- Peanut Butter Month - Nov.
- P.B. Fudge Day - Nov. 20
1 comment:
where was Lil' Shady when PB was struggling to write these haikus in high school? PB guesses since the teacher hated her that probably contributed too! Now the teacher sees PB and does this fake "whow!, I helped contribute to you being a doctor! and aren't I a wonderful teacher?" thing, which PB loathes...loathes... keep up the smooth Haikus Lil Shady
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