P.B. is moving on!

No not PB Smooth but Pat "The Bat" Burrell is moving to another jar! PB is really (sniff, sniff, [blowing nose]) not sure how she is going to cope. Left field for the Philadelphia Phillies will not be the same without his posterior. WHAAAAAAAAA PB is sad. Anyone want to start a petition with PB to bring back Pat? Anyone? Please? Ok PB will get over....eventually. Thanks Pat for the many wonderful views you gave PB she particularly enjoyed when you would tear your pants in the posterior. Hubba Hubba...And in all seriousness Good luck with the new team.